MySpace Celebrities (Yet Another Re-Post)

ATTENTION: This is my 1st official blog I ever did. It was written last summer soo as you read this and the other re-post (S.B.N.D.) you can see the maturation in my words and topics. I really didn't like this blog because it felt too faddish and that's definitely not my style. I don't fuck with today's trends at all. But, It holds a sentimental place in my heart. So it rightfully belongs on here with the blogs here now and future blogs. So for your reading pleasure yet again, blogspot, I bring you "MySpace Celebrities" (Shouts to Charles Hamilton for bringing hip-hop back.)





Now dis has been on my mind for a MINUTE! Im not too fond of MySpace but I must say its addictive.. and in my travels,views,and visits of many many pages, blogs, and photos I have compiled for ur reading pleasure this blog Which I must title:

MYSPACE CELEBRITIES..

U go to her page and its like bein trapped at a techno concert high off acid..
flashing baby blue and pink lites and a pic of her in her bathroom makin dat annoying ass kissy mouth...


She swear she a MYSPACE CELEBRITY...



U scroll down a lil bit and look at her headline...



"H@t3r5 a1nt ph@51ng m3! umm@ d0 m3!" or "1f h3 y@ m@n why h3 c@11in m3 h15 b00?!" or tha infamous "h3 m3@n5 th@ w0r1d 2 m3.. I l0v3 h1m!"


Whoever's tha parents of tha 12 year old dyslexic pre-teen girl who invented "typ1ng/t3xt1ng L1k3 d15" should be punched in tha face several times for calling their child creative... and then wondering why she keep gettin F's on her english homework..


SHE'S A MYSPACE CELEBRITY!


Soo after deciphering tha cryptic combination of letters and numbers.. u still decide 2 scroll down jus a lil bit more and arrive at her "About Me" paragraph..


"Wussup dis is ya gurl Shalaquaysha... 1st thing u need 2 kno about me is dat im real.. I DONT GO 4 NO BULLSHIT! I love my bitchesssss Navaho, Lashamequa, Rashafreeka, and of course my gurl Cindy... "



STOP!!


Now as a self-respecting boy/teenager/young man/man/MALE, u shouldnt b reading this retarded bitches page.. You tell me one niggah that when he thinks about his future wife.. her name starts wit a "La" and ends wit a "Qua"..
Also, why is there is always tha one random white bitch in tha mix? Dave Chapelle said it best "u need a white person in ya crew nowadays.. shit sumbody gotta talk 2 tha cops"..


Continuing...


"I like 2 hang out wit my girls, party, dance, shopping is my addiction... My Boo Dayquan has my heart...



STOP!!



Let's examine this part of her "About Me" Paragraph...
Now every singe broad on myspace LOVES to SHOP... yet u never see any of these hoes wit jobs.. and not mention 9 times outta 10 tha niggah "Dayquan" is prolly on another bitch page...



Moving on...



"Haters need 2 fall back off me.. its like y'all have nuthin better 2 do than hate me. My name like honey got all dem haters buzzing...



STOP!!



Now while viewing this broad's page, you've probably come 2 conclusion just like a few of tha rest of us.. Why do all these bitches have this crazy notion that a bunch of hood rat chickenhead bitches jus like them are "hating on them"?
This bitch barely know anybody as it is.. how is it she think she got mad hoes hating on her?



So now that u have finished reading this bitches "about me", all of us sensible people are probably laughin our asses off realizing that this broad obviously has a boring social life.. She more than likely is a nobody.. and whoever is hating her.. shouldnt be allowed 2 walked tha streets...




So u continue 2 scroll down some more, u look at tha leftside of tha screen..
She has a million pics up of a bunch a bitches that she is prolly not even cool wit anymore...
Coincidentally, they all happen 2 be bathroom pics of them holding their cellphones high above their heads like tha statue of liberty and making tha annoying ass kissy face...
U click on the home link becuz u jus can't bare to see wut awaits u in her pics... or wut retarded shit she mite b talkin bout in her blogs..




This blog was created under the pretenses that maybe niggahs will wise up and stop accepting these retarded bitches as friends becuz she wuz bad as shit..
or becuz she had tha classic ass shot... which automatically makes u wunna see tha rest of her pics..




Please my fellow brethern.. have some common sense.. U SHOULD NEVER MESS WIT A GIRL U MET ON MYSPACE!!




Please feel free to post comments about what u think of this blog.. I plan in tha future 2 create a Pt. 2 of this blog.. Soo any Fresh Ideas.. Feel free..





Signing out,


C.Hopkins aka "Chill"



THA REVOLUTION IS HERE!